Are you suffering from the shame of having to skip over that doe eyed
gnome alt you've had for months that never sees the light of day while you frantically level your main to get to Outland? Are you one of those who started a gnome warrior that you never play because no one takes you seriously? Are you a 70 on step 17 of your Nether Drake Quest and just need a break? Have we ever got a solution for you!
I am in the process of starting a new alt guild. The Lollipop Guild.
The object of this guild is to get as many gnomes to mid to high level as possible so we can raid Horde towns, generally cause the Horde some grief and show the Horde why Blizzard gave boots durability. Want to see how long a Hordie can last under 8 rows of DOTS? Are you self confident enough to show the world that size doesn't matter? Do you dream of seeing Durotar covered with a pastel haired sea of gnomes like some sort of vicious shag carpeting? Join the Lollipop Guild and have fun with the game again while helping to make the world a shorter and smarter place on average.
We are also accepting dwarf healers for obvious reasons. (Gnomes have no healing classes while Dwarves have beer and can reach higher shelves) Other than the dwarf healer exception only gnomes will be permitted in the guild. Otherwise any class is acceptable.
Disclaimer: We are a sub-guild of Guild Mercenary and Mercenary comes first. The Lollipop Guild assets and resources will be made available to Guild Mercenary when needed. We also will not nerf Mercenary events by scheduling events at the same time as Mercenary. Alts of Mercenary members and active Mercenary members are always given preference and are welcome to join in Lollipop Guild events. The intention in creating this guild is to have some fun and not to take anything away from Mercenary. If the Lollipop Guild begins to be a drain on Mercenary I will disband it. The Lollipop Guild is also subject to all of the Guild Mercenary whims and rules. In other words, if you somehow manage to piss off Burrfoot and get booted from Mercenary, don't be surprised when you're alt gets kicked from Lollipop too.
If you are interested (and how could you not be) whisper in-game to Bryta (my main), Dintymoore, Magwyn or Friable. (Friable holds the guild charter)
Subject: The Lollipop Guild 
7th June 2007, 9:27 am
