Forum Interaction (Or lack thereof)

Now, today, as I was doing a multitude of things that had no resemblance as to what I was supposed to be doing I thought to myself; how can I encourage people to become more active and interactive on the guild forums. Now, the answer came to me in a brilliant flash, violence, of course! I mean, come on, what motivates people more than the thought of being pounded into a fine paste, nothing, that’s what! But then I realized that I don’t know most of you, so physical violence wouldn’t work, bribery was also ruled out due to similar problems.

Okay, here’s where the voices came in, normally they’re a damned nuisance, but they do come up with the occasional good idea… and if anyone with a straight jacket shows up at your door, you don’t know me. Well, in the end the voices suggested various things, from a guild lottery, help with quests or an FAQ but in the end, we decided on this!



That’s right; it’s a cookie, just for you! No really, just hit your head repeatedly against the screen until it pops out! It works, I’m serious.

Yes, that’s right, if you post you can get a cookie… or a concussion, whichever comes first.

ROFL I <3 this lol

As a show of support I would like everyone in the guild to talk to Burrfoot when he's online and advise him of the merits of joining his own damned guild forum. Such merits include me not killing him and them running his body through a woodchipper, then individualy packing up said parts of his body and mailing them to friends and family.

amen to that

Maybe we should have like a guild tea in SW....giggle. You know a welcome to the neighborhood type thing...laugh. Sorry I couldn't help it.

lol

I haven’t heard the phrase, ‘Welcome to the Neighbor Hood’ since I was three and watched ‘Mr.Rogers’… I peed on the TV, does that give you an idea of how social I am. Does it? We could do a circus, ‘Come to Stormwind and be insulted by the bitchy low level mage, she uses the English language to insult you, you 1337 typing morons.’ People might hate me, but hey, hate is just a special type of love that seems to be given to me a lot.

I can imagine it now… *Insert dream sequence music*
Dad: “Honey, a restraining order is just my way of saying ‘I love you’, but I don’t want to be near you because you scare the crap out of me. Do you understand?”
Me: “Oh sure, I wished I’d of known you loved be before I laced your coffee with arsenic, oh well, at least you’ll die while I’m still in the will!”